Thursday, 2 January 2014

A Reaction to Justin Bieber's Retirement

OMG!!! SOOO HAWT 

BIEBS, JUSTIN, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, I AM YOUR GREATEST FAN. I HAVE ALL YOUR ALBUMS AND ALL OF YOUR MEMORABILIA. I HAVE BUILT A SHRINE TO YOU IN MY BEDROOM. I EAT OFF PLATES WITH YOUR FACE ON. I LICK THEM CLEAN AFTERWARDS #DELICIOUS

I HAVE FOLLOWED YOUR ENTIRE CAREER. YOU AND I KNOW EACH OTHER. I WAS AT YOUR 2012 GIG IN PHOENIX. I WAVED AT YOU, YOU SAW ME, OUR EYES MET, AND YOU THREW UP ALL OVER THE STAGE!!! #TRUELOVE.





 I’VE BEEN A FAN SINCE YOU RELEASED YOUR DEMO TAPES IN 2008. I’VE BEEN A FAN SINCE YOUR EARLY YOUTUBE DAYS. I WAS A FAN OF YOU BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.

WHEN I HEARD ON CHRISTMAS EVE YOU WERE RETIRING, MY HEART STOPPED. I COULDN’T BELIEBE IT. I WON’T BELIEBE IT. YOU CANNOT END YOUR CAREER!!!!!!! NOT WHEN YOU ARE ONLY 19 AND SO YOUNG!!!!!! YOU CANNOT GET YOUR PENSION NOW. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU!!!! YOU’RE STILL A CHILD. YOU’RE STILL ONLY A BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOH

YOU CAN'T BE RETIRING. IT MUST BE A JOKE. IS IT A JOKE? IS IT REAL? AM I REAL? #IDENTITYCRISIS WHAT IS REALITY? IS GOD REAL? ARE ALIENS REAL? ARE YOU GOD? AM I GOD? AM I AN ALIEN? IS GOD AN ALIEN? AM I JUSTIN BIEBER?

 I CAN’T TELL IF YOU’RE JK JB OR IF YOU’RE BEING SERIOUS #SIRI. PLEASE, BIEBS, JUST TELL US FANS THE TRUTH COS WE’RE GETTING STRESSED. WE’RE GETTING PANIC ATTACKS. I CAN’T SLEEP ANYMORE. I CAN’T EAT. I ALSO HAVE CONSTIPATION. YOU RUINED MY CHRISTMAS BUT I STILL LOVE YOU xxx #HAPPYNEWYEAR #2K14 #YOLO #BIEBS4EVA

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