Wednesday, 30 July 2014

OMG!!! ROLF HARRIS IS A PAEDIATRICIAN!!! #SHOCK #HORROR


#SHOCK #HORROR I JUST READ IN MY FAVOURITE NEWSPAPER THAT MY FAVOURITE SINGER MR. ROLF HARRIS IS A PAEDO!!! #NEWSFLASH #BREAKINGNEWS #THESUN #PAGE3

FIRST IT WAS GARY GLITTER! THEN IT WAS THAT DUDE FROM LOSTPROPHETS! WHO’S NEXT??? JUSTIN BIEBER???

PLZ BIEBS DON'T BECOME A PAEDO!!!

WHY ARE ALL MY FAVOURITE SINGERS BECOMING PAEDOS??? WHY DO THEY THINK THAT’S A COOL THING TO DO??? STOP TOUCHING KIDS!!!! STAAAAHHP!!!!!!111!!!11

ROLF HARRIS IS THE HARDEST ONE TO BELIEVE! HE SEEMED LIKE SUCH A NICE GUY! I USED TO WATCH ANIMAL HOSPITAL ALL THE TIME! HE USED TO HELP ALL THE BABY ANIMALS AND I USED TO THINK HE WAS NICE! BUT HE’S NOT NICE! HE’S A DIRTY ROTTEN PEADIOTRICIAN!

GUESS WHAT ROLF!!! I’M GOING TO RIP DOWN ALL MY POSTERS OF YOU AND I’M GOING TO THROW AWAY ALL MY ROLF HARRIS DINNER PLATES AND I’M NEVER GOING TO LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC AGAIN AND I’M NEVER GOING TO WATCH ANIMAL HOSPITAL EITHER!!! OH AND I’M NEVER GOING TO EAT AT KFC AGAIN!!!

YOUR RESTAURANT SUCKS!

I HOPE YOU ROT IN A CELL AND RATS EAT YOUR CORPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #BRINGBACKCAPITALPUNISHMENT #BRINGBACKTORTURE #BRINGBACKSMOKINGINPUBS

Okay so maybe that’s a little harsh … maybe I don’t hate you. not in the same way i hate Ian Watkins. not in the same way i hate jimmy Saville. No I’m just very very very very disappointed in you rolf harris.

Maybe I won’t throw out all my posters and dinner plates. Maybe I will visit kfc again. You see rolfy I like your music a lot and I don’t want to have to stop listening to it just because you are a paedo. Just because I like your music doesn’t mean that I like paedophilia. Okay so maybe I won’t listen to that song ‘2 little boys’ very often because it’s a bit awkward but I will keep listening to the rest of your stuff because I think you are a good musician.

It’s a shame that the radio will never play your stuff again. It’s a shame that the man down the karaoke club will never sing ‘quarter king caractacus’ ever again. It’s a shame that people can’t still respect you for your music. oh rolf why did you have to become a paedo. Couldn’t you have taken up a nicer hobby?

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