We’ve had our beef. Now Kendrick’s serving up dessert.
“A collection of profound and epic album reviews and musical articles by former astronaut and brain surgeon, Alasdair Kennedy. Reaching levels of poetry that rival Keats and Blake, the following reviews affirm Alasdair to be a prodigy, a genius and a god whose opinion is always objectively right. He is also without a doubt the most modest man in the universe.” - Alasdair Kennedy
Friday, 29 November 2024
Thursday, 29 August 2024
Triple Album Review: ‘Dark Times’ by Vince Staples, ‘King of The Mischievous South vol 2’ by Denzel Curry & ‘I Lay Down My Life For You’ by JPEGMAFIA
I haven’t reviewed many hip hop albums this year. In fact, I haven’t reviewed many albums full-stop. So, here’s a three-album-in-one review to make up for it.
Monday, 17 June 2024
Tuesday, 9 April 2024
Thursday, 2 November 2023
Review of 'Scarlet' by Doja Cat
Doja’s claws are out. Gone are the horny alien pop bops. She’s now making angry demonic rap. And it’s both fun and frustrating to listen to.
Monday, 9 October 2023
Review of 'Guts' by Olivia Rodrigo
Olivia Rodrigo proves on Guts that she’s one of the more exciting artists to come out of Mickey Mouse’s pop star assembly line – especially when she leans more towards her rock side.
Wednesday, 16 August 2023
Review of 'UTOPIA' by Travis Scott
The guestlist is impressive and the production is fun, but it’s still not enough to conceal the fact that Travis Scott is an utterly unexciting rapper.
Wednesday, 19 July 2023
Thursday, 16 March 2023
Wednesday, 6 July 2022
Review of 'Harry's House' by Harry Styles
Minus points for the silly album title. It sounds like a CBeebies programme. This album also contains some of Styles' most boring ballads. But otherwise, there are some fun bops here.
Wednesday, 8 June 2022
Double Review: ‘Immutable’ by Meshuggah and ‘Parrhesia’ by Animals As Leaders
Immutable and Parrhesia both succeed in being face-meltingly heavy and impressively complex metal albums - even if they are both utterly exhausting to listen to.
Wednesday, 9 February 2022
Review of 'SICK!' by Earl Sweatshirt
Earl is rapping on actual beats this time. But despite being more accessible, SICK! isn’t as ‘infectious’ as I’d hoped.
Wednesday, 10 November 2021
Review of 'Montero' by Lil Nas X
Despite the uninspired name (he blatantly took it from a rapper name generator), Lil Nas X has fast become one of the most exciting and unique artists in modern mainstream hip hop. But is it all just gimmicks?
Tuesday, 12 October 2021
Review of 'Certified Lover Boy' by Drake
Certified Lover Boy features some of the Canadian singer-rapper’s best songs to date – but also some of his worst.
Wednesday, 1 September 2021
Double Review: 'Vince Staples' by Vince Staples and 'The House Is Burning' by Isaiah Rashad
I’ll get around to reviewing Donda in a minute. In the meantime, here’s a post for the hip hop heads – a double review of the two latest albums from Vince Staples and Isaiah Rashad.
Monday, 5 July 2021
Review of ‘Planet Her’ by Doja Cat
Doja Cat’s new intergalactic sex album is enjoyably raunchy – even if it’s not as musically adventurous as I’d hoped.
Wednesday, 7 April 2021
Review of 'Chemtrails Over The Country Club' by Lana Del Rey
It’s time for a new album from the baroness of bleakness. The duchess of dejection. The monarch of melancholia. THE SULTANA OF SADNESS. Why am I introducing here like a wrestler??? It’s LANA DEL REY.
Wednesday, 17 March 2021
Tuesday, 16 February 2021
Monday, 5 October 2020
Review of 'Ultra Mono' by Idles
Ultra Mono? MORE LIKE ULTRA MONOTONOUS. (I’m kidding - this album is far from boring. It is, however, a bit underwhelming compared to the band’s past material).