The 10 Worst Songs of 2020

IT’S LIST TIME!!! I’ve already started working on my favourite tracks and favourite albums lists. But before we embrace the best of 2020, let’s remind ourselves of some of the most terrible songs from this terrible year. Compared to my previous lists, this year's annual music horror show is particularly ghastly. In fact, it's so ghastly that 6ix9ine didn’t even make the cut. Proceed at your own risk...

Review of 'TattleTales' by 6ix9ine

This album is a crime against music. Send 6ix9ine back to jail.

Review of 'Notes On A Conditional Form' by The 1975

Notes on a frustrating album.

Review of 'Dark Lane Demo Tapes' by Drake

Does the world really need another Drake album?

Review of 'The New Abnormal' by The Strokes

Is The New Abnormal worth the wait?

Review of 'Changes' by Justin Bieber

Bieber’s attempt at a sexy r&b album has failed to turn me on.

Albums I Never Got Round To Reviewing In 2019: Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Harry Styles and more…

I listened to a lot of albums in 2019. However, my busy ass didn't get round to reviewing many of them. For this reason, I thought I'd catch up with a few mini-reviews of all the notable albums I missed. 

Here are all the albums I will be looking at: No. 6 Collaborations Project by Ed Sheeran, Lover by Taylor Swift, Fine Line by Harry Styles, Bubba by Kaytranada, Magdalene by FKA Twigs, There Existed An Addiction To Blood by Clipping, 1000 Gecs by 100 Gecs, We Are Not Your Kind by Slipknot, H.A.Q.Q. by Liturgy and Hidden History of the Human Race by Blood Incantation.

The 10 Worst Songs of 2019

Cover your nose. It’s time to rake through this year’s garbage.

Review of ‘JESUS IS KING’ by Kanye West

I miss the old Kanye. Straight from the go Kanye. The less happy-clappy, more lyrical rappy Kanye. The Kanye that didn’t have a hard-on for Trump. The Kanye that didn’t try to sell me his pumps.

Review of 'Fear Inoculum' by Tool

Tool’s first new album in 100 years is a disappointment.

Review of 'The Big Day' by Chance The Rapper

The Big Day is a big dud.

Review of 'Father of Asahd' by DJ Khaled

The new DJ Khaled album is like listening to a NOW CD, but without any of the hits.

Review of 'Harverd Dropout' by Lil Pump

Despite evidently not being able to spell (or rap for that matter), Lil Pump is a self-made millionaire at 18 - and he’s decided to spend his new album telling everyone that school is for losers.

Review of 'Buoys' by Panda Bear

Panda Bear’s new H2O-themed album Buoys is dull as dishwater.

The 10 Worst Songs of 2018

It's time to eat tide pods, blow your brains out with a smocking gun and incinerate your remains with one of Elon Musk's flamethrowers - the worst songs of 2018 are here!

Review of 'Queen' by Nicki Minaj

Does Nicki Minaj deserve the title of 'queen', or is her plastic butt not worthy of the throne?

Review of 'Scorpion' by Drake

Drake’s new double album is a drag.

Review of 'Revival' by Eminem

The new Eminem album is a disaster.

The 10 Worst Songs of 2017

It’s time for that annual post when I round up the year’s most abominable tracks. Which songs will feature this year? Despacito? Shape of You? Havana? Let’s be honest, those tracks have been overplayed – but they weren’t bad. Like, not really bad. Here are a few songs from 2017 that really take the crown.

Review of 'Reputation' by Taylor Swift

Look what you made me write.