Saturday, 23 May 2026

BEST AND WORST NEW TRACKS OF THE WEEK 23/05/2026: The Avalanches, Fat Dog, The Strokes and more...


Let’s try and make this a weekly segment again! Artists featured this week include The Avalanches, Fat Dog, Lowertown, Lip Critic and The Strokes.

THE BEST:

‘Together’ – The Avalanches ft. Nikki Nair, Jessy Lanza and Prentiss

Imagine an alternative universe where tech never advanced beyond the 00s. A world without evil smartphones and AI. That seems to be the utopian world that Australian electronic duo The Avalanches have set their upcoming album in. Their latest single ‘Together’ is a chirpy song with a bleepy-bloopy instrumental that sounds straight out of an old video game, accompanied by a visualizer of an iPod and floppy disc walking hand in hand. On top of announcing a new album, the duo have also announced a new vintage-style games console (which may or may not be real), as well as launching this bizarre website dedicated to tech nostalgia featuring fake ads and mysterious pop-up messages. The whole rollout has definitely got me intrigued.

‘Go F*** Urself’ – Fat Dog

My first exposure to this single was the radio-friendly version titled ‘Go Love Urself’ on BBC Radio 6. It turns out this is the actual version – I don’t mind a bit of swearing, but this won’t be joining K-Pop Demon Hunters on the Family Road Trip Playlist. The 80s-flavoured pulsing synth is so addictive. It sounds a bit like a punkier version of a Kylie Minogue track.  I don’t know if that’s a comparison Fat Dog would like, but I’m sticking with it.

‘Mice Protection’ – Lowertown

Glad I made it look effortless’. NYC-base duo Lowertown have a raw indie sound that truly does feel effortless. They use some very pretty chords and the vocal delivery feels very intimate. The song introduces multiple core themes found on their new album Ugly Duckling Union and was named ‘Mice Protection’ as a homage to Avsha’s rat-infested house. I interpreted many of the lyrics as taking a break from control, for better or worse: ‘I’ll take a seat in the back, I’ll be on the side’.

‘Talon’ – Lip Critic

According to the band, ‘Talon’ is a song about scrolling through hell, and listening to it  really does feel like entering a digital hellscape. Blasts of abrasive synths play out like an alarm over live drums topped with semi-rapped hardcore vocals that turn into blood-curdling screeching at the end. The guy with the claws in the video is very creepy.

THE WORST:

‘Falling Out Of Love’ – The Strokes

Casablancas has been falling out of love with music (which is what this song is about), and sadly it shows. This is an utterly dreary guitar ballad. Any remnants of emotion left in the vocals are completely masked by the dousing of Auto-Tune. It’s a musical tragedy on multiple levels.

Friday, 15 May 2026

BEST AND WORST NEW TRACKS OF THE WEEK 15/05/2026: Boards of Canada, Kelela, Charli XCX and more…

This is my first blog post in a looong time. I had to take a brief hiatus to focus on a few personal things. You know, the usual commitments like astronaut training with NASA, competing for the Mr Universe crown and performing a few craniotomies here and there. I’m now back and ready to catch up with some of the great music that’s been coming out this year. Artists featured include Boards of Canada, Kelela, Show Me The Body, JPEGMAFIA, Foo Fighters, Leyla Diamondi, Charli XCX and Illit.

Friday, 13 February 2026

My Top 20 Favourite Albums of 2025


Here’s a roundup of some of my favourite albums from 2025.

Sunday, 11 January 2026

My Top 20 Favourite Tracks Of 2025


Here are my favourite tracks from 2025. Better late than never!

Tuesday, 23 December 2025

The 10 Worst Songs of 2025


Cover your ears! It’s time to round up the worst songs of 2025.

Thursday, 4 December 2025

Review of 'Stardust' by Danny Brown


Danny Brown throws a party to celebrate his sobriety and invites all the weird kids.

Friday, 28 November 2025

BEST AND WORST NEW TRACKS OF THE MONTH 28/11/2025: Skrillex, FKA Twigs, Ice Spice and more…

 

This month’s roundup features songs about cruise ship designers, Spongebob soundtracks and AI country songs. Artists featured include Man/Woman/Chainsaw, Sassy 009, Skrillex, Dry Cleaning, FKA Twigs, Ice Spice, Breaking Rust and Megadeth.