Showing posts with label ★★☆☆☆. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ★★☆☆☆. Show all posts

Thursday, 10 October 2024

Review of ‘Sophie’ by Sophie

This posthumous Sophie album is a let-down.

Friday, 2 August 2024

Double Review: 'Brat' by Charli XCX and 'C,XOXO' by Camila Cabello

Brat is the year’s best dance-pop album. And C,XOXO is what you get when order Brat from Temu.

Tuesday, 2 May 2023

Review of '72 Seasons' by Metallica


Metallica continue to stay true to their thrash roots. But with so few risks taken and such clunky songwriting, you have to ask yourself ‘is this really more enjoyable than St Anger?’.

Tuesday, 20 September 2022

Review of 'Will Of The People' by Muse

Muse deliver their latest batch of bombastic protest songs – which includes surprise metal riffs, an Adele-flavoured piano ballad and a random Halloween anthem.

Tuesday, 16 August 2022

Review of ‘Funk Wav Bounces Vol 2’ by Calvin Harris


Are we going to get a Vol 3 too? After listening to Funk Wav Bounce Vol 2, I hope not…

Monday, 4 July 2022

Review of 'Honestly, Nevermind' by Drake

Drake’s new surprise dance album is his dreariest yet.

Thursday, 28 October 2021

Double Review: 'Solar Power' by Lorde and 'Happier Than Ever' by Billie Eilish


In this fashionably late double album review, I catch up on Lorde’s new sunny LP Solar Power, and Billie Eilish’s not-so-happy new record Happier Than Ever.

Wednesday, 21 April 2021

Review of 'Justice' by Justin Bieber


Christian pop, weed anthems and a Martin Luther King speech. What is going on?

Monday, 13 July 2020

Review of 'Notes On A Conditional Form' by The 1975


Notes on a frustrating album.

Tuesday, 19 May 2020

Review of 'Dark Lane Demo Tapes' by Drake



Does the world really need another Drake album?

Monday, 20 April 2020

Review of 'The New Abnormal' by The Strokes


Is The New Abnormal worth the wait?

Wednesday, 11 March 2020

Review of 'Changes' by Justin Bieber




Bieber’s attempt at a sexy r&b album has failed to turn me on.

Thursday, 7 November 2019

Review of ‘JESUS IS KING’ by Kanye West




I miss the old Kanye. Straight from the go Kanye. The less happy-clappy, more lyrical rappy Kanye. The Kanye that didn’t have a hard-on for Trump. The Kanye that didn’t try to sell me his pumps.

Thursday, 26 September 2019

Review of 'Fear Inoculum' by Tool



Tool’s first new album in 100 years is a disappointment.

Monday, 26 August 2019

Review of 'The Big Day' by Chance The Rapper




The Big Day is a big dud.

Thursday, 11 April 2019

Review of 'Harverd Dropout' by Lil Pump


Despite evidently not being able to spell (or rap for that matter), Lil Pump is a self-made millionaire at 18 - and he’s decided to spend his new album telling everyone that school is for losers.

Friday, 14 September 2018

Review of 'Queen' by Nicki Minaj



Does Nicki Minaj deserve the title of 'queen', or is her plastic butt not worthy of the throne?

Wednesday, 1 August 2018

Review of 'Scorpion' by Drake


Drake’s new double album is a drag.

Wednesday, 17 January 2018

Review of 'Revival' by Eminem



The new Eminem album is a disaster.

Friday, 1 December 2017

Review of 'Reputation' by Taylor Swift



Look what you made me write.