“A collection of profound and epic album reviews and musical articles by former astronaut and brain surgeon, Alasdair Kennedy. Reaching levels of poetry that rival Keats and Blake, the following reviews affirm Alasdair to be a prodigy, a genius and a god whose opinion is always objectively right. He is also without a doubt the most modest man in the universe.” - Alasdair Kennedy
Immutable and Parrhesia both succeed in
being face-meltingly heavy and impressively complex metal albums - even if they
are both utterly exhausting to listen to.
Are you ready for an
album themed around the solar system? Are you ready for allegories of some of
life’s deepest topics including love, war and fatherhood? Are you ready for colossal
orchestral strings and titanic cosmic synthesizers?
Jaggery are Boston’s latest off-the-wall offering, a
self-proclaimed ‘avant rock’ group with a frontwoman named Singer Mali Sastri
(that’s right – their singer is named Singer).
Muse have never been masters at subtlety. Their combination of
classical-inspired rock and Matt Bellamy’s operatic warbling at times couldn’t
be more melodramatic if it tried. When singing about black holes and alien invasions a lot
of this melodrama came across as charming. Like an explosion-packed action
flick that doesn’t take itself too seriously, Muses theatrical sound
represented nothing but indulgent fun. But then Muse started taking themselves seriously,
discovering politics...
On the odd occasion when I’m feeling classy, I’ll kick back
with some brie, crackers and red wine and listen to some soul music. Hiatus Kiayote are my
latest and greatest find – a Melbourne neo-soul group with a frontwoman
villainously named Nai Palm (pronounced ‘napalm’). From a glance you’d think they
were some crazy white brutal hardcore band, but their sound couldn’t be more opposite.
I first stumbled upon them a couple weeks ago after hearing an old hit of theirs titled ‘Nakamarra’. The husky vocals and
pillowy chord progressions transported me to a happy, summery place of peace and love and daisy chains.
I expected the same husky vocals and pillowy chord
progressions from this album and without a shadow of a doubt I got this. Hiatus
Kaiyote know all the sweet notes to hit to make you feel warm inside. However,
it became immediately clear that the vibe wasn’t the same. The reason behind
this became clear after repeat listens – Hiatus Kaiyote have lost their
smoothness.
They’ve developed ants in their pants, losing their ability
to sit still, crafting songs that refuse to settle into a groove. There are no
straightforward, easy-flowing numbers like ‘Nakamarra’ on Choose Your Weapon. The record opens with ten minutes of jazzy
noodling, disguised as three songs. After this, the music becomes a little more
structured and digestable, but there’s still a lot of melodic fidgeting and no
real hooks or solid riffs or rhythms to serve as a payoff.
Too much noodles
That said, buried beneath the progginess are some beautiful moments that are worthy of praise.
‘Swamp Thing’ has a muddy, driving bassline that aptly suits it’s title. ‘Prince
Minikid’ has a dreamy instrumental that Flying Lotus would be jealous of. Then
there’s my favourite track, ‘Atari’, one of the most energetic tracks here –
sporting an upbeat chorus of sorts and some fun 8-bit synths.
All these moments feel like creative strokes of genius that
could have paid off if Hiatus Kaiyote didn’t have such a short attention span.
Meandering off every time a good idea pops up, the album feels like a constant
tease. Those with more tolerance for a good noodle will enjoy it.
St. Albans metalcore/electronica outfit Enter Shikari want
to be fun party animals and political activists, but don’t how to be both at the
same time. It’s a precarious balancing act that only the most skilled songwriters can pull
off.
Pink Floyd have had a long and eventful career, which this Wikipedia page can fill you in on. Those unfamiliar with the band’s sound can check out this classic hit
below. Floyd at their finest…
Massachusetts six-piece, Bent Knee, are the type of bananas
band that likes to dabble in every genre going. These type of bands don’t come
along very often, and for a weirdness-worshipper like myself who adores the
Frank Zappas and Mr. Bungles of the world its always exciting when they do.
Another Yeezus-inspired album cover (or rather "lack-of-album-cover").
Progressive metal band, Periphery, released
their second album back in 2012, a record that I was enamoured with for its
melodic take on “djent” (Read here). The band have since recorded a new EP,
which dropped yesterday. Are the band still as kickass as they were two years
ago?