Danny Brown throws a party to celebrate his sobriety and invites all the weird kids.
“A collection of profound and epic album reviews and musical articles by former astronaut and brain surgeon, Alasdair Kennedy. Reaching levels of poetry that rival Keats and Blake, the following reviews affirm Alasdair to be a prodigy, a genius and a god whose opinion is always objectively right. He is also without a doubt the most modest man in the universe.” - Alasdair Kennedy
Thursday, 4 December 2025
Thursday, 6 November 2025
First Jazz, Then Rock, Now Hip Hop: The Rise And Fall Of Zeitgeist Music Genres
Hip hop is following the same trajectory as rock and jazz – which means it could be about to lose mainstream appeal in as little as 5 years.
Thursday, 25 September 2025
Wednesday, 10 September 2025
Friday, 29 August 2025
Monday, 11 August 2025
Monday, 21 April 2025
Friday, 29 November 2024
Friday, 1 November 2024
Thursday, 29 August 2024
Triple Album Review: ‘Dark Times’ by Vince Staples, ‘King of The Mischievous South vol 2’ by Denzel Curry & ‘I Lay Down My Life For You’ by JPEGMAFIA
I haven’t reviewed many hip hop albums this year. In fact, I haven’t reviewed many albums full-stop. So, here’s a three-album-in-one review to make up for it.
Tuesday, 9 April 2024
Monday, 18 March 2024
Review of 'Blue Lips' by Schoolboy Q
Despite pushing 40, Q still has incredible energy to give, and arguably the best ear for beats in the game.
Thursday, 15 February 2024
Thursday, 2 November 2023
Review of 'Scarlet' by Doja Cat
Doja’s claws are out. Gone are the horny alien pop bops. She’s now making angry demonic rap. And it’s both fun and frustrating to listen to.
Wednesday, 16 August 2023
Review of 'UTOPIA' by Travis Scott
The guestlist is impressive and the production is fun, but it’s still not enough to conceal the fact that Travis Scott is an utterly unexciting rapper.
Thursday, 13 April 2023
Review of 'Scaring The Hoes' by JPEGmafia and Danny Brown
Scaring The Hoes sees rappers JPEGmafia and Danny Brown celebrating their mutual weirdness. If you want to get kicked out of a house party for ‘scaring the hoes’, play this album (although I can think of much worse examples if you really want to cause utter chaos. Imagine putting Trout Mask Replica on the aux. Or maybe some Merzbow? That’s how you scare the hoes.)
Thursday, 16 March 2023
Monday, 6 March 2023
Monday, 4 July 2022
Tuesday, 31 May 2022
Review of ‘Mr Morale & The Big Steppers’ by Kendrick Lamar
Mr Morale & The Big Steppers is a masterpiece – and quite possibly my favourite Kendrick album to date.














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