This album’s DOPE. I can’t rate it HIGHly
enough. Okay, that’s enough dreadful weed-related puns.
“A collection of profound and epic album reviews and musical articles by former astronaut and brain surgeon, Alasdair Kennedy. Reaching levels of poetry that rival Keats and Blake, the following reviews affirm Alasdair to be a prodigy, a genius and a god whose opinion is always objectively right. He is also without a doubt the most modest man in the universe.” - Alasdair Kennedy
Sunday, 3 November 2013
Friday, 1 November 2013
Review of "Melophobia" by Cage the Elephant
This alternative rock act from the tobacco-smoking,
bourbon drinking, fried-chicken-famed Bluegrass State of Kentucky have always
had the potential to be complete and utter nutters, but they seem to have
squandered this potential.
Monday, 7 October 2013
7 Big New Genres in Electronic Music
Human beings have always had an OCD
tendency to label things into neat little categories. Since 2010 there has been
a rise in new music genres. The revolutionising seems to all be happening in
the electronic music scene. Here are a few new supposed genres that are being proclaimed
as “the next big thing”. Whether they will become the next big thing is a
subject of debate. Personally, I reckon half these genres will be buried and forgotten in
five years time. Still, knowing about them is fun.
Saturday, 5 October 2013
Friday, 4 October 2013
Wednesday, 25 September 2013
Double review: "Yeezus" by Kanye West and "Magna Carta ... Holy Grail" by Jay-Z
Kanye West and Jay-z? Who are they? What are
they? If you don’t know who either musician is y̶o̶u̶
̶d̶e̶s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶e̶u̶t̶h̶a̶n̶i̶s̶e̶d̶ , don’t worry, because I’m
about to kindly educate you on the matter!
Friday, 20 September 2013
Review of "Run the Jewels" by Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels is a musical duo, consisting of two members as
is the case with most duos. Its two
members are Michael Myers the killer and 70s prog rock band, Emerson, Lake and
Palmer (ELP). They play a brand of music called “hop hip”. It involves lots of “wrapping”
and “beats” and I'm going to give this album zero stars…
☆☆☆☆☆
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