The Music Festival Toilet Survival Guide

Toilets - most of us are familiar with them. That is until we go to a music festival. Suddenly, toilets take on a whole new scary and alien form and the whole act of relieving one’s bowels becomes a disturbing and traumatic experience.

Fortunately, it doesn’t have to be this way. As somewhat of a festival veteran, I’d like to guide you through the art of festival toileteering as learnt the hard way.

So, without further ado let's weigh up your options.

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INTRODUCING: Japanese Fighting Fish

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It’s time to interview another batshit crazy band. Meet Japanese Fighting Fish.

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