Review of "To Be Kind" by Swans

Let’s get the moany, groany negative bits out of the way. Clocking in at over two hours, this album is obscenely long. LIKE MY DICK. That was immature of me and not really the style of humour I try to promote on this blog, so let's move on rapidly.

Review of 'XSCAPE' by Michael Jackson

XSCAPE is a collection of discarded Michael Jackson tracks that never made the cut. There’s an immediate moral dilemma with an album like this. Would Michael really have wanted these tracks to be sieved out of the wastebin and served to the public? Isn’t there a reason why unreleased tracks go unreleased?

Review of 'Honest' by Future

The 17^th track on the deluxe edition of this album sums up the whole record pretty well.

Review of 'Nikki Nack' by tUnE-yArDs

‘THE WEIGHT OF ME BROKE THE ROCKING CHAAAIR! Now I can’t get to sleep!’ 

Review of "The New Classic" by Iggy Azalea

Not many white female rappers make it big, let alone white female rappers from Australia. 

Review of "Sacred White Noise" by Thantifaxath

Sweet Lord, this album is terrifying…

Review of 'III' by BADBADNOTGOOD

The pessimistically named BADBADNOTGOOD are an instrumental jazz trio from Toronto. This is the part where I have to pretend to know lots about jazz.

Review of "None Will Mourn" by Skinfather

It’s time to get heavy. I’m talking break-the-scales heavy. Heavier than a mountain. Heavier than a planet. HEAVIER THAN YO MAMA.

Review of "American Interior" by Gruff Rhys

American Interior follows the tale of a Welshman exploring America.