Tuesday 27 May 2014

Review of "To Be Kind" by Swans


Let’s get the moany, groany negative bits out of the way. Clocking in at over two hours, this album is obscenely long. LIKE MY DICK. That was immature of me and not really the style of humour I try to promote on this blog, so let's move on rapidly.

Sunday 25 May 2014

Review of 'XSCAPE' by Michael Jackson




XSCAPE is a collection of discarded Michael Jackson tracks that never made the cut. There’s an immediate moral dilemma with an album like this. Would Michael really have wanted these tracks to be sieved out of the wastebin and served to the public? Isn’t there a reason why unreleased tracks go unreleased?

Sunday 18 May 2014

Review of 'Honest' by Future


The 17th track on the deluxe edition of this album sums up the whole record pretty well.

Thursday 15 May 2014

Review of 'Nikki Nack' by tUnE-yArDs


THE WEIGHT OF ME BROKE THE ROCKING CHAAAIR! Now I can’t get to sleep!’ 

Wednesday 14 May 2014

Review of "The New Classic" by Iggy Azalea


Not many white female rappers make it big, let alone white female rappers from Australia. 

Saturday 10 May 2014

Review of 'III' by BADBADNOTGOOD


The pessimistically named BADBADNOTGOOD are an instrumental jazz trio from Toronto. This is the part where I have to pretend to know lots about jazz.

Thursday 8 May 2014

Review of "None Will Mourn" by Skinfather


It’s time to get heavy. I’m talking break-the-scales heavy. Heavier than a mountain. Heavier than a planet. HEAVIER THAN YO MAMA.

Review of "American Interior" by Gruff Rhys


American Interior follows the tale of a Welshman exploring America.