“Sell that fix, throw it cross the map/push
my penis in between her lap/put my semen all down her throat/til’ Tito kilos
come off that boat”. Yeah, Schoolboy Q ain’t no William Blake.
“A collection of profound and epic album reviews and musical articles by former astronaut and brain surgeon, Alasdair Kennedy. Reaching levels of poetry that rival Keats and Blake, the following reviews affirm Alasdair to be a prodigy, a genius and a god whose opinion is always objectively right. He is also without a doubt the most modest man in the universe.” - Alasdair Kennedy
Thursday, 13 March 2014
Sunday, 9 March 2014
Review of "St Vincent" by St. Vincent
St.
Vincent is a Caribbean island, the largest island in St. Vincent and the
Grenadines. It is a major exporter of bananas and is known for sporting both white
AND black beaches. Its multiracial sands are not the only reason you should
visit St. Vincent this summer. Do you like turtles? Why not try scuba diving in
the island’s lush, blue waters?
Friday, 7 March 2014
Thursday, 27 February 2014
Review of "Love Death Immorality" by Glitch Mob
Glitch Mob’s debut, Drink the Sea, was rich in atmosphere and although the tracks were a
little too quirky for your average night club they had a unique character to
them that pulled in the listener. Love
Death Immorality, the electronic three-piece’s second album, seems to be a
step in the wrong direction.
Friday, 21 February 2014
Thursday, 20 February 2014
Review of "Civilia Demo" by Isaiah Rashad
Top Dawg Entertainment’s latest inductee shows
off his versatility on this super-chill so-called “EP” (since when did a nearly-fifty-minute
running time not constitute as a full album?).
Thursday, 6 February 2014
Review of "Benji" by Sun Kil Moon
At a glance, some of the track titles on this album – “I can’t
live without my mum” and “I love my dad” – initially struck me as childish and soppy. However, this succinct openness swiftly
reveals itself to be the thing that makes Benji
so goddamn good.
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