Muse have never been masters at subtlety. Their combination of
classical-inspired rock and Matt Bellamy’s operatic warbling at times couldn’t
be more melodramatic if it tried. When singing about black holes and alien invasions a lot
of this melodrama came across as charming. Like an explosion-packed action
flick that doesn’t take itself too seriously, Muses theatrical sound
represented nothing but indulgent fun. But then Muse started taking themselves seriously,
discovering politics...
“A collection of profound and epic album reviews and musical articles by former astronaut and brain surgeon, Alasdair Kennedy. Reaching levels of poetry that rival Keats and Blake, the following reviews affirm Alasdair to be a prodigy, a genius and a god whose opinion is always objectively right. He is also without a doubt the most modest man in the universe.” - Alasdair Kennedy
Wednesday, 17 June 2015
Wednesday, 10 June 2015
BEST AND WORST NEW TRACKS OF THE WEEK 10/06/2015: Hodgy Beats, Maroon 5, Travis Scott and more...
THE BEST:
'Lorry
Park' - LA Priest
Quirky digital loops and bright synth vocals come together on this avant-garde electronic instrumental. It sounds like something that was concocted with a lab coat on. To be quite honest, I’m not even sure if LA Priest is human. I tried visiting his official website and ended up in this confusing alien cyberworld.
'Lake
Como' - Puro Instinct
California dream-pop sister duo, Puro Instinct, combine their hypnotic vocals with detuned ambient synths to give the impression of time slowing down – or at least that’s how I perceived it. I’m reminded of that slo-mo drug from the recent Judge Dredd movie. Oh, how I wish that drug existed!
'Lay
Back' - Hodgy Beats
Odd Future have apparently broken up, but let’s face it – the solo projects have always been far more interesting than anything Odd Future have tried as a collective. Already this year we’ve had an album from Earl Sweatshirt and Tyler, the Creator. Hodgy Beats may be the next ex-member to drop a project. This aptly-named laid-back new single certainly has me intrigued.
THE WORST:
'Trap
Queen' - Ed Sheeran
This isn’t an official single per se (thank god), but I’m
putting it here anyway. Why do the whitest artists insist on covering the
blackest songs? It just comes across as awkward. Admittedly, there are worse cases.
'This
Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like a Motherfucker' - Maroon 5
It’s about time a male ass got some attention in the music
industry. Maroon 5’s latest music video sees Adam Levine baring his buttocks to
the world. SEXY STUFF. As for the actual song, well, it’s proof Maroon 5 have
become a full-blown pop band. The groovy instrumental isn't bad, but lyrically it's about as generic as summer anthems get.
'3500' - Travis Scott ft. Future and 2 Chainz
No trap anthem deserves to be eight minutes long, especially
when it contains three of the most generic rap lyricists alive.
Tuesday, 9 June 2015
Review of 'Universal Themes' by Sun Kil Moon
‘I’ll tell you another
story here, because you know, well, what the fuck’
48-year-old, Ohio-born, War-On-Drugs-trolling
singer-songwriter Mark Kozelek (AKA Sun Kil Moon) released one of the best
albums of 2014, Benji. If you don’t
agree you either haven’t listened to it yet, or you’re an idiot.
What was on the surface essentially middle-aged
death-obsessed ramblings revealed itself to be a masterpiece in raw storytelling
that melded heartfelt emotion, brutal honesty, vivid imagery and bone-dry black
humour. It was an album that was as positive as it was depressing, seemingly
celebrating life’s tragedies as character-defining moments that make us who we
are.
| Mark Kozelek looking bright and happy |
Barely a year later, we now have the tough follow-up album, Universal Themes. As the first track swiftly
reveals, this is not an album about dying relatives, but rather dying possums.
The focus is no longer on the effect of major past life events. Instead, Mark
chooses to sing about the day-to-day trivia of the present – the HBO series he’s
been watching, the gigs he’s been attending and the plight of eating pasta
pomodoro for the 38th time in a month.
The tales are less dramatic. In fact, they’re quite mundane.
However, this turns out to be part of Universal
Themes’ charm.
Mark proves that the little things can have just as much of
an impact on one’s life as major events. The dying possum becomes a metaphor
for how Mark would like to live his life: ‘I
want to grow old and walk the last walk, knowing that I too gave it everything
I got’.
Of course not all of these day-to-details have a deeper
meaning. Some are deliberately aimless, merely for comedic value – the brilliant
title of the last track being an example of this: ‘This is my first day and I’m
Indian and I work at a gas station’.
The motive seems to be to catch the rawness of real life –
the fact that not every detail of life has to fit an overarching theme.
| Another photograph of Mark Kozelek |
Sonically, this rawness is also reflected. The music is
arguably more detailed than on Benji
(it’s not all acoustic guitars this time around and songs often have multiple
progressions). However, there’s a feeling of fragility to it all. Sometimes it
sounds like Mark didn’t even bother to tune the guitars up properly. Mark’s
voice is also a lot more stripped back, often struggling to stay in key.
Sometimes this makes Universal
Themes all the more earthy but there are moments where it doesn’t pay off.
The song with ‘A Sort Of Grace I Walked To The Bathroom To Cry’ sounds like a
bad garage rock song and Mark’s Barney-Gumble-yelling is simply painful to
listen to. Similarly, the vocal tone on ‘Ali/Spinks 2’ feels just as awkward
and ugly, taking away any beauty from the lyrics.
Overall, the best tracks are where Mark sticks to his standard vocal tone and keeps the guitars unplugged. ‘Birds of Flims’ and 'The Possum' stand out as my favourites. Here the shifting mood of the lyrics and the shifting mood of the instrumental really come together in a way I've never experienced before.
★★★★☆
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Friday, 5 June 2015
Wednesday, 3 June 2015
Review of 'Are You Satisfied?' by Slaves
‘You are not stuck in traffic! You are traffic! Move!’
Drummer and singer, Isaac Holman, and Hawiian-shirt-wearing
guitarist and backing vocalist, Laurie Vincent, together make up the Tunbridge
Wells punk duo that is Slaves.
Their sound and attitude is a throwback to classic punk
before the Blink-182s of this world showed up and started writing soppy love
songs about the girl next door. Slaves aren’t interested in the girl next door.
They most probably think that the girl next door is a drone, a slave to society, ‘already dead’.
| Slaves live |
In an angry cockney inflection similar to Johnny Rotten, Slaves
spend each song rallying their listeners to get up and rebel, even if it’s not
clear what they want their listeners to rebel against. There’s some vague talk
about global warming in the opening track ‘The Hunter’ but that’s about as
explicit as the politics get. Never mind. The Sex Pistols didn’t exactly have a
strong political manifesto either – they just wanted to shake things up, and
that’s all I need in my punk. Messages can be preachy – it’s the attitude that
makes for entertaining music.
What also makes music entertaining is a sense of rawness and
a bit of musical talent – two things Slaves have that The Sex Pistols didn’t.
Refreshingly, these guys aren’t a manufactured band and they
do know how to play their instruments. Their riffs are bluesy and rhythmically
tight, the kind of riffs that make you want to start a bar fight or steal a car
or ignore a ‘please don’t step on the grass’ sign. These riffs are also damn
catchy as are the vocal hooks – a sign that this band has a clear ear for
songwriting.
A sense of humour serves as the cherry on top. Most of this
humour feels improvised, which makes it all the more earthy. Moments including marvelling
the feedback of one song, and interrupting another to restart a verse. Then
there are the random adlibs such as the ‘unicorns
are real’ line shoehorned into ‘Despair and Traffic’. I’ve been waiting so
long for a rock band like this. I am curious and excited to see how they’ll
grow.
★★★★★
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BEST AND WORST NEW TRACKS OF THE WEEK 03/06/2015: Mick Jenkins, Raleigh Ritchie, Eminem and more...
THE BEST:
'P’s
and Q’s' - Mick Jenkins
Did you notice that almost all the words in this song begin
with P or Q? Or were you as distracted as I first was by the mind-blowing
slo-mo, one-take, shot-in-reverse music video? From the alliterative lyrics to
the stunning visuals to the huge instrumental, almost every aspect of this Chicago
rapper’s new single is a stroke of genius. I was so impressed on my first
listen that I rose from my chair and gave a standing ovation.
'Take
You For Dead' - Desta French
Desta French isn’t French. Rather confusingly, she’s
half-Columbian, half-Italian and lives in London. ‘Take You For Dead’ is her
latest single, a groovy eighties-inspired pop number with Chaka Khan
undertones. The ending is all very epic. There’s even a guitar solo thrown into the mix for good measure.
'Never Say Die' - Raleigh Ritchie & Sounwave
As a fan of the violent pornography, Game of Thrones, I was intrigued by the news that castrated ex-slave warrior, Grey Worm, had a musical career on the side. ‘Never Say Die’ sees the actor showing his further talents for singing and rapping over a soaring trap-flavoured beat produced by Sounwave (the badass ‘fuck it, I never had a heart!’ line followed by walls of grimy sub-bass is definitely my favourite bit!)
'Left Behind' - Cln.
This Brisbane bedroom producer certainly lives up to his name. Despite this track’s multiple layers – the music box tinkles, the sawtooth synths, the 808 bass, the pitch-shifted vocals – ‘Left Behind’ feels impressively clean. I could see this electronic instrumental being picked up and used in a suave car ad.
'Seven Perches' - Hatebeak
What do all vocalists have in common? They're all human. Grindcore act, Hatebeak, have decided to think outside the box and employ a parrot on lead vocals - a Congo African 21-year-old parrot to be precise named Waldo. 'Seven Perches' is the latest single from the group's upcoming album 'Number of the Beak', featuring Pig Destroyer member Blake Harrison.
THE WORST:
'Phenomenal' - Eminem
This track is all a bit too overblown and messily-produced
for my liking and the constant ‘phenomenaaaal!’
screeches during the hook are fairly irritating. I am liking Em’s angry delivery
and choppy flows though.
Review of 'AT.LONG.LAST.A$AP' by A$AP Rocky
New York emcee, A$AP Rocky, has become one of the more prominent
names in the trap rap scene largely for his quirky metrosexual fashion sense
(remember that time he once wore a skirt) and his banging selection of beats (the main appeal to
me). When it comes to his actual rapping ability, there's not much to separate him from others in the game. His flow is adept and he’s a lot less annoying than some of his autotune-warbling contemporaries, but at the end of the day he’s just another
dude spitting about money, drugs and bitches (which is fine if you’re not a
lyric snob like me).
AT.LONG.LAST.A$AP
sees Rocky taking influence from trip hop and ‘old 60s psychedelic shit’. At 18 tracks, it’s not the most concise
album in the world, but it does manage to keep up the pace. Arguably, the best
tracks are left until last. ‘Better Things’ might just be the prettiest here,
swiftly followed by the hardest track ‘M’$’, that’ll make you want to fix your
car with hydraulics. ‘Everyday’
meanwhile features a killer boom-bap beat courtesy of Mark Ronson, plus vocal
features from Miguel and – of all people – Rod Stewart (although I’m pretty
sure it’s just a sample).
| Me whilst listening to 'M'$' |
Altogether, the album relies hard on guest performances.
There are lots of names to gawp at. Many disappoint – I knew I’d find M.I.A.
and Future’s verses annoying, but I expected more from Kanye who spends his
bars rhyming the same word with the same word: ‘sometimes the best advice, is no advice, especially when it’s your
advice’. Lil Wayne is the only surprise here, laying down a killer verse on
‘M’$’. Like his performance on the recent Tyler album, he proves he can
actually ride a beat instead of delivering the slurry nonsense we’re all used
to.
I’m yet to research into who exactly Joe Fox is, but he
seems to contribute the most guest performances on this record, largely
bringing the ‘old 60’s psychedelic shit’
influence. Four tracks feature folksy-sung hooks from him. They feel like something
Eminem might do, except without the cheesiness that was all over The Marshall
Mathers LP 2. In fact, Joe Fox’s recurring appearances seem to give the album
the motif it needs, stopping it from becoming a jumbled mess and giving it all
a sense of cohesion.
| I Googled 'Joe Fox' and a picture of Tom Hanks came up. I am none the wiser. |
The album ends with perhaps the most poignant of all the
guests – a spoken section from Rocky’s recently-passed mentor, A$AP Yams. For
me this is one of the best tracks here, not because of sentimental value, but
because Rocky really seems to be rapping his ass off on it. It’s the only real
song where Rocky sounds like he’s pushing his ability, and not simply cruising.
Maybe we can expect more of this in the future. For now, the beats are still
the clincher.
★★★☆☆
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