Thursday, 24 July 2014

Review of 'Trouble in Paradise' by La Roux


La Roux. La who? Remember 'Bulletproof'? Remember 'In For the Kill'? Remember that crazy hairstyle? Of course you do.

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Review of 'While (1 is less than 2)' by Deadmau5


No-one was expecting the Canadian house producer and Disney-icon-lookalike to drop an album like this. 

Review of Gangsta Stripper Music 2 by BeatKing

Loving the rainbow! Gay pride all the way!

Sexually explicit inane lyrics. Check. Obnoxious 808 bass drums. Check. Autotuned and pitched down vocals. Check. Staccato flows that sound like someone's having an asthma attack. Check.

Tuesday, 8 July 2014

Review of 'Once More 'Round the Sun' by Mastodon

Album artwork of the year!!!

'Hey ho, hey ho, let's get up and rock n' roll!' sing a load of children on the eighth track, 'Aunt Lisa'. Seriously, is my hearing playing up? Did that just happen? That's the corniest thing I've heard since Beyonce and Jay-Z's duet 'Drunk in Love'. Pass me a sickbag!

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Review of 'Ultraviolence' by Lana Del Ray


Excuse me whilst I slit my wrists...

Friday, 27 June 2014

Review of 'New Eyes' by Clean Bandit


So you think electronic music is boring. You think it’s stupid. You think it’s repetitive. Well … it is repetitive’. Whose idea was it to open the album up with this quote? If people didn’t think electronic music was stupid they will now.

Friday, 20 June 2014

Why are heavy metal music videos recently so obsessed with LARPing?

LARPing (Live Action Role-Playing) is an activity in which a bunch of nerdy adults dress up in fantasy/historical costumes and fight mock battles against one another. I didn’t know it was a thing until sludge metal band, Red Fang, introduced it to me in their 2010 music video for ‘Prehistoric Dog’. Watch it below:


For some inexplicable reason this niche activity seems to have become the focus of several other metal music videos recently, the latest being Mastodon’s ‘High Road’. Is this purely an accidental trend? Are metal bands conspiring together to promote LARPing? Will LARPing become a future component of all heavy metal music videos? 



Protest the Hero pit Trekkies against Jedi Junkies.


Mastodon's brand new single. This one's even got a storyline and jeez it's pretty emotional.


Arthurian LARPing in quite possibly the worst/most hilarious music video I've ever seen. That scream at 2:15 is my favourite part. Do watch this video. It's genuine comedy gold.



Oh, wait this isn't even metal. Looks like LARPing is crossing musical boundaries. Which genre next - trap rap?