“A collection of profound and epic album reviews and musical articles by former astronaut and brain surgeon, Alasdair Kennedy. Reaching levels of poetry that rival Keats and Blake, the following reviews affirm Alasdair to be a prodigy, a genius and a god whose opinion is always objectively right. He is also without a doubt the most modest man in the universe.” - Alasdair Kennedy
Monday, 30 November 2015
Sunday, 29 November 2015
Review of 'AQUARIA' by Boots
Boots (not to be confused with Little Boots, Moon Boots or
Puss in Boots) is an American singer and electronic producer. Some of you may
know him as the dude who produced BeyoncĂ©’s ‘Haunted’. Some of you may now him
as the dude who produced that recent FKA Twigs EP. Some of you may know him as
the guest vocalist on that Run the Jewels track ‘Early’. Some of you may not
know him at all, in which case don’t despair, I’m here to fill you in.
Friday, 27 November 2015
Review of 'Purpose' by Justin Bieber
Tuesday, 24 November 2015
Monday, 16 November 2015
Sunday, 15 November 2015
Review of 'Me' by Empress Of
Empress of what? I tried googling an explanation behind the artist's name but came back empty-handed. Unsurprisingly, a lot of fans have been asking the same question, so much so that Lorely almost titled her album 'what? lol' so that the album text would read 'Empress of what? Lol'.
However, for better or worse, she decided against that idea, instead titling the album 'Me' as to read 'Empress of Me', which is fitting considering all the songs on this record are about taking charge of oneself. Following a personal breakup and produced and written in the solitude of her Mexico City lakehouse, 'Me' is an album inspired by being left on one's lonesome. The lyrics see Lorely indecisively coming to terms with her newfound single-ness, mourning the loss of her ex one moment and fiercely embracing her independence the next: 'Can I get up off my knees and find a rhythm of my own?'. It's an album about letting go of that bae that used to whip you, whilst at the same time wanting them back. It's an album about being your own empress but not quite knowing how.
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Empress Of looking troubled |
Vocally, Lorely captures this inner turmoil well - sounding both positively bouncy and dejectedly sighful. This inner turmoil is also reflected in the quirky beats (produced by Lorely herself!). The energy is upbeat and danceable but the sounds used are twisted and pained, comprised of over-distorted digital drums and sour synths. The most noticeable example of this is the track 'Water Water', which starts with sad wails over dissonant chord splodges, later evolving into a bright house tune of sorts.
Clearly the aim is to create a confused mixture of emotions. The result is a sound that is entirely unique. To some degree you could call these pop songs - they're catchy and charmingly simple in structure. However, the strange palette of sounds and the tortured lyrics add a complexity that prevents any of these from being radio-worthy, appealing more to underground junkies like myself. I guess there are slightly Bjork-ish tones to her voice, but otherwise she's the empress of her own musical style.
★★★★☆
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Monday, 9 November 2015
Sunday, 8 November 2015
Review of 'Delirium' by Ellie Goulding
Ellie Goulding has a voice like a cartoon mouse on helium. I’m
not sure it’s a cadence I’m entirely keen on, but I respect it’s individuality.
Monday, 2 November 2015
Sunday, 1 November 2015
Review of 'The Anthropocene Extinction' by Cattle Decapitation
San Diego deathgrind band Cattle Decapitation have dropped the hippy ethos. No longer are all their members vegetarians and no longer do they write songs about mankind's mistreatment of animals. Instead, they've turned to psychopathic songs about their hatred of humanity.
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