Kanye West and Jay-z? Who are they? What are they? If you don’t know who either musician is y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶e̶u̶t̶h̶a̶n̶i̶s̶e̶d̶ , don’t worry, because I’m about to kindly educate you on the matter!
“A collection of profound and epic album reviews and musical articles by former astronaut and brain surgeon, Alasdair Kennedy. Reaching levels of poetry that rival Keats and Blake, the following reviews affirm Alasdair to be a prodigy, a genius and a god whose opinion is always objectively right. He is also without a doubt the most modest man in the universe.” - Alasdair Kennedy
Wednesday, 25 September 2013
Friday, 20 September 2013
Review of "Run the Jewels" by Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels is a musical duo, consisting of two members as is the case with most duos. Its two members are Michael Myers the killer and 70s prog rock band, Emerson, Lake and Palmer (ELP). They play a brand of music called “hop hip”. It involves lots of “wrapping” and “beats” and I'm going to give this album zero stars…
Review of "Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action" by Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand was a famous Archduke of Austria-Hungary whose assassination on the 28th June 1914 prompted the beginning of the First World War.
Review of "Trap Lord" by A$AP Ferg
If you're a coke-dealing New York gangster, this is the album for you.
Wednesday, 18 September 2013
Review of "The Electric Lady" by Janelle Monae
Sunday, 1 September 2013
Review of "Walk Through Exits Only" by Phil Anselmo & the Illegals
Phil Anselmo undoubtedly has the perfect heavy metal voice. Its mercilessly aggressive – the sound of flowing testosterone and swirling red mist.
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